Techer: Pappu Ek Story Sunao With Moral Pappu: Maine Usko Fon Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi Fir Usne Mujhe Fon Kiya Main So Raha Tha Moral: Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni!
Advantage of having an affair with married women... . . . . . . . . . Saale, Malum Tha Buhut Jaldi Nichhe Aayega!
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The right way to tell all your Lady Friends when you see her approaching you with a Rakhi - "Maine Kabhi Tumhe Uss Nazar Se Nahin Dekha!"
Husband: Can we eat outside today? Wife: Why? Are you bored with my cooking? Husband: Nahi, Bas Aaj Bartan Saaf Karne Ka Mann Nahi Hai!